“Are you mad?” “Are you cut at me?”
BLAHHHHH!
Ok I’ll calm down for a moment…*makes calm ocean noises and does taichi movements*
Alright…Who else gets mad when someone – friend or partner – CONSTANTLY asks those dreaded questions? I know I generally want to snap after the 5th time saying “I said it was ok, do you WANT me to be cut because I am getting there now.”
I know people have insecurities, I have insecurities but GOD what the hell do you want the other person to say when you ask “have you got the shits with me?” do you want them to lie to you and say “yeah asshole you owe me bribes now?” NO, obviously not, so what are you seeking? Do you even know?....Do you even think about what your objective is because seriously I don’t think you do.
For example; I can understand someone freaking out and asking if the other party is ok in these given situations:
* You feed your goldfish and it swears bloody murder at you - I mean come on it’s a goldfish you’d cry or something, you’d ask if it was ok because you’d be questioning your own sanity already so why not?
* If someone lost a limb - this is an ideal time to say “hey dude are you ok?” however you need to be prepared for the other person may get shitty and say “HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?” due to a severed arm or whatever *shrug*
In any other case I consider the excessive asking of HOW I AM annoying…
Shut up
Phone a friend and ask THEM how I am
Ask the audience even seeing as we’re all being watched on google maps these days - just like the Truman show
Just don’t ask me…not more than twice anyway…lol
Have a great day :)
Nicole Marie Abdilla
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There is an under-utilised piece of biomachinery that some guy in a white lab coat calls a "brain". Whilst purely speculative at this point he believes that this "brain" is used to solve highly complex problems and then figure out what to do about them. He believes that everybody has one of these "brains" but that only 3 percent of the population use it, or know how to use it.
ReplyDeleteIf people used this "brain" gizmo more often then they could solve alot of lifes problems, including "How I Am" without having to talk to me. Believe me when I say this will make everyone happier.